The Wife ALWAYS Knows

When you go to the horse track, picking the horse with the best name is always more enjoyable than the one with the best odds. If you were at Monmouth Park in New Jersey last Sunday you had two good options in the 7th race, depending on whether your wife was alongside you or not. If she was, “My Wife Knows Everything” was probably the smart pick, if you were flying solo, “The Wife Doesn’t Know” would probably be more apropos. The two finished 1-2 in the race, and led to an enjoyable call from the track’s announcer.

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