| 28 May 2010
I don't know why all the World Cup news I keep getting has to do with the Argentine team, but that's just the way the cookie crumbles I suppose.
The team doctor for Diego Maradona's squad has ruled that the team can have sex, with their regular partners, during the month-long World Cup tournament.
Dr. Donato Vallani is probably the most popular person in the Argentine camp right now after saying "The players can have sex with their wives and girlfriends during the World Cup," he said on Radio Del Plata. "Players are not Martians, but it should not be at 2 a.m. with champagne and Havana cigars."
Well there goes all the fun!
And what about players with wives AND girlfriends? Or, SHUDDER, players with BOYFRIENDS? Can they still hump it out, or is only hetero sex good for the body? (I guess it depends on if you're a top or bottom...)
The other issue, why just the USUAL partners, don't the doctors understand that variety is the spice of life? It seems unfair that the players can't branch out and meet someone new, the next conquest could be one's soulmate!
The doc's other recommendations include for the players to keep a regular sleep schedule, and that they should eat Argentina barbecued beef, with a glass of wine, every day.
Sounds like the Argentine's accommodations are going to be THE place to hang out, tons of banging, BBQs and wine. Sign me up!
Just don't use Maradona's bathrooms, you do NOT want to go in there after he's finished...
[AP]
Click the READ MORE link below for a couple photos (semi-NSFW (bodypaint)) of some of the women let's hope the Argentines are bedding...
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