Former Giant Wants to Show You His Giant Erection

brad-bensonAnd, surprisingly, it ISN’T Lawrence Taylor!

After 10 years in the NFL with the New York Giants, offensive lineman Brad Benson was out of the league. Fortunately for him, he didn’t blow all his money and bought a car dealership where he now sells Hyundais and Mitsubishis out in South Brunswick, NJ. With the old Giants Stadium coming down the team sold many of the items around the stadiums to the fans.

Benson, seeing a golden opportunity, swooped in and purchased the goal posts. Or as he so lovingly calls them, “my 40 foot erection.” Hey, we ALL want to be big men, I get it.

I don’t know that the size of a man’s erection will sway my choice in buying a car,  but 40 feet IS impressive…

What is less impressive is Benson needing to go on the radio to brag about his impressive erection. If it’s all that, you don’t NEED to talk about it, it speaks for itself.

I think he’s compensating for something…

[Couch Warmers]