Check Your Lease Man, You're Living in F&Ck City
Written by slanch   
Thursday, 25 February 2010 18:00

olympic-condom-ringsThe Olympics end on Sunday but it seems that the 5,500+ athletes and their numerous coaches, trainers and others in the Olympic village have been making good use of their time. The Vancouver Olympics organizers originally arranged for 100,000 condoms to be stockpiled in the villages for the 16 day event. That has proven to not be enough. 

Vancouver news station CKWX reported Thursday that an emergency 8,500 additional rubbers were being flown into town. The games end Sunday and clearly there is a lot of prime fucking left to get done.

I mean, think about it, most of the athletes are done with their events by now and there's nothing left to do besides party and score as many of the Slanch Report's Hot Olympian of the Day as you can. I hear there are scorecards and everything. 

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GOB Bluth says hello!
written by Joe Tetreault, February 25, 2010
Narrator: Gob was recently hired by the Bluth Company's rival, Sitwell Enterprises. And although he started off well...
Gob: 52 percent of the country is single. That's a market that's been dominated by apartment rentals. Let's take some of that market. I call it "Single City."
Narrator: ... his ideas failed to evolve.
Gob: It's, like, "Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool?" "Yeah, I don't have a husband." I call it "Swing City."
Stan Sitwell: Let's get into some new areas, if you don't mind.
Narrator: But Gob continued to fine-tune his first one.
Gob: How do we filter out the teases? We don't let them in. This goes for the guys, too. Because sometimes the guys are tapped out. But check your lease, man. Because you're living in Fack City!


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