Al Michaels -- Master of the English Language
Written by slanch   
Monday, 07 December 2009 12:32

Jared Allen is a nearly unstoppable defensive force, we saw his power last week when he ran roughshod over whoever was put in place to block him. Allen wears number 69 because you know, being a middle schooler forever is important, was continuing to be disruptive during last night's contest against the Cardinals and Al Michaels figured it was an opportune moment to teach the kids about mutual oral love.

[Jared Allen 69.mp3]

I mean, he's right, but it just seemed a weird thing to bring up in the middle of a football game. Must have been weighing on his mind or something... Then, when EJ Henderson breaks his leg in a decently gruesome manner, Al who must not own a thesaurus can't stop from saying break. Whether it's an "unfortunate break" or a "rough break" or it's time for a commercial and so NBC will take "a break," it's time for Al to learn some new words.

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