Phillips Enters Sex Addiction Rehab, Sounds Like Fun!
Written by slanch   
Tuesday, 27 October 2009 10:29

steve-phillips-fired-from-espn1After being unceremoniously canned by ESPN late Sunday night, now-former BBTN analyst Steve Phillips did the only super cliche thing left to him, enter a rehab facility. Because after all, the American public will forgive and forget ANYTHING so long as you at least make a cursory "attempt" to get help. This isn't a PR ploy though, after all,

 

"[Steve] "really needs help, and this was the best way to do it," said his agent, Steve Lefkowitz, in describing his decision to attend a high-priced facility -- in a mystery location -- that specializes in sex-addiction treatment. It was a bid to keep his life. He's going in for an illness," Lefkowitz said. "The problem is, he fell off the wagon."

I had no idea there were high-priced facilities to treat sex-addiction, I just thought you send someone off to one of the Hedonism resorts and let them sate their appetites for a week. I know sex addiction is a real issue that can be a hardship for many people, but it's hard to look at as anything but fun.

I mean, if you're a sex addict and you get sent to a place filled with other sex addicts is a bad idea, especially when you've had a vasectomy and anything goes. Unless of course you have terrible taste in women.

Uh-oh! Steve Phillips is in trouble...

[NY Post]

 



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