Drafted 35th overall by the Detroit Pistons in this year's NBA Draft, DaJuan Summers is a 6'8" small forward who is spending the summer getting ready for his first foray into professional sports. Following in the footsteps of such other NBA Twitterati like Shaq, Summers has begun a race with a friend of his to see who can get 4,000 followers first.

Not quite Ashton Kutcher's race to a million against CNN, but then, Summers isn't competing with a media giant, he's competing with a porn star, Valerie Luxe. According to her bio on Bangbrosnetwork, Valerie

has long awesome legs that leads to a full round glorious ass. She has a goddess like body that demands attention. As a radiant woman her presence is powerful and all eyers are on her. That freckled body of hers, those effulgent eyes, and full lips are irresistible.

I'll be honest, I never thought I'd see "effulgent" on a porno site, but I appreciate it nonetheless...

The stakes between these two twitter-fiends could be a bit more interesting, considering their occupations but, so it goes. If Summers wins, they go to a water park together, and if Luxe wins, he'll take her out to dinner and give her an "amazing massage." Seems like really, either way he wins. I just hope his basketball career goes well, because he can't spell for shit.

If you're so inclined to pick sides, or just want to see everyone happy, you can subscribe to Summers' twitter feed here, or Luxe's here.

[Detroit 4 Lyfe via Sports by Brooks]

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