What Can YOUR Vagina Do?
Written by slanch   
Thursday, 09 July 2009 13:34

tatiatakozhevnikovaonallfoursIn sports when athletes reaches their 40s it usually is precipitated by a drastic drop-off in skill level. That doesn't appear to be the case with 41-year-old Russian citizen, Tatiata Kozhevnikov.

After training for 15 years she has entered the Guiness Book of World Records as the greatest Vagina Lifting champion after holding a 31 pound weight solely with her lady parts.

This wasn't something Kozhevnikova always could do, she explains that "After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls, I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina."

Makes sense to me. I love the idea that she was sitting in her house and is just looking around for random objects to shove inside herself to tighten up. The whole process of training is pretty easy she claims, "You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook."

Bing-Bang-Boom, Vagina Lifting champion.

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