Canseco Soon to Be Beaten By Wing Champion
Written by slanch   
Thursday, 09 July 2009 12:49

bill-el-wingador-simmonsBecause he always needs money and desperately needs attention, Jose Canseco has agreed to enter the boxing ring once more, this time against competitive eating champion Bill "El Wingador" Simmons. (left)

Canseco in three previous fighting matches has been knocked out by a former Philadelphia Eagle, fought to a draw against DANNY BONADUCE, and was pummeled by 7'2" Korean kickboxer Hong Man Choi, so I'm sure Simmons is VERY intimidated by Canseco's prowess.

The fight will be on July 24th although the venue is yet to be announced; I'm sure ticket prices will be low and there will be plenty of empty seats.

Simmons -- who has won the illustrious Philadelphia Wing Bowl a record 5 times -- came out of retirement in 2008 to compete once more, finishing in third with a personal record 205 wings eaten in 2 minutes. I imagine his farts alone can knock out Jose.

[Celebrity Boxing]



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