Women Drivers Be Crazy
Written by slanch   
Friday, 22 May 2009 13:46

arkady-arshavin-4The last time we had Andrei Arshavin here on the Report, he was coming off a phenomenal 4-goal performance for Arsenal; today he's back for a different reason.

In an interview with the Daily Mail, the Russian-born striker talked about how, as a child, he was struck by a car and nearly killed.

"I was crossing the street when two trams appeared at the station," Arshavin said, "I didn’t see the car which hit me. I went flying ten metres up in the air. It is a miracle I am still alive."

So, of course, it is a simple leap in logic from there, to Arshavin's next comments:

If I had it in my power to introduce a ban on women driving cars and to withdraw all their licences, I would do it without thinking twice. In my opinion a woman and a man are two absolutely different creatures.

Classy! Arshavin, seen above with his long-time girlfriend Yulia and one of their two children should know, after all he once studied for a fashion degree and even has a woman's clothing line. Woman are just so totally different right man!

At least Andrei knows what he's looking for in a lass, "I like tall, slim girls with narrow thighs and tiny bums," he said. "If a girl is like this I do not pay attention to her breasts. Hair colour doesn’t matter either. What is really important is her style and manners."

[Daily Mail]



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