Jaric's Mind is Otherwise Occupied
Written by slanch   
Monday, 02 March 2009 19:23

adriana_lima_24marko_jaricMarko Jaric has scored a measly 4 points over his last 6 games while averaging around 11 minutes a game, but I doubt that his ability to score on the court is bothering him too much.

That's because on Valentine's Day Jaric married girlfriend and Victoria's Secret supermodel, Adriana Lima, who was famously dubbed the "World's Most Voluptuous Virgin" by GQ magazine.

Lima, a devout Catholic, has said in the past that "Sex is for after marriage. [Men] have to respect that this is my choice. If there's no respect, that means they don't want me." So is it any wonder that in his first 6 games after he entered wedded bliss that he hasn't been able to concentrate on the hard court? I don't think I'd ever leave the house if I were married to Adriana Lima.

Of course, Jaric's points all came off free throws, he's still 0-23 from the field but I'm willing to allow him any lapses in concentration, I've already forgotten what I was trying to write here for the last ten minutes while being distracted by google images...

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