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Oct
08

Cubs Fan Willing to Do ANYTHING For Cubs Victory

Sarah Spain is a Chicago area sports fan who has received some publicity in the past for selling a date with herself to get Bears Super Bowl tickets has come up with a new solution to finally ending the Cubs’ long streak of futility. She’s going to rail Steve Bartman. While I’m not sure that even sinking that low could help the Cubs, or their fans, but hey, it can’t hurt. And I doubt that Bartman has gotten many other offers from similarly attractive women with bodacious tatas. The whole song is a parody on the Jimmy Kimmel/Sarah Silverman “I’m Fucking Matt Damon” song but hey, it works, albeit being played out. Regardless, I think I’m flying to Chicago and getting my Bartman costume out and seeking Ms. Spain. And if you’re interested in more about Sarah, check out her myspace page and her website.

[Fan IQ]


1 Response to “Cubs Fan Willing to Do ANYTHING For Cubs Victory”


  1. 1 youppi
    October 13, 2008 at 2:36 pm

    well done.


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