Even I Don't Have THAT Much Free Time
Written by slanch   
Tuesday, 19 August 2008 00:33

Brian Berg is a world champion cardstacker and showed the full levels of his expertness when, over 20 days(!), he created exact replicas of the Olympic stadiums. The fact that he was able to make the girders and holes that in the Bird's Nest is simply incredible and very impressive.

Then again, to get to that skill level requires years of sitting in your basement building card houses that get knocked over as soon as your Mom comes downstairs with cookies and juice, so there are trade offs I suppose. I definitely don't have the patience for something like this, I think the first time a card fell off and a whole section came down I'd probably immediately go on another 6 state killing spree, and I just don't think I can handle that again. Imagine being on a date and telling a girl that you're a professional card stacker, how long after you drop a bomb like that do they leave, 5 minutes? After dessert? I have to imagine that if you are a pro card stacker though that you're not getting laid that often anyways, after all, if a project like this takes 20 days you probably don't have much opportunity...

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