Alyssa Milano, after meeting me the other day, has decided she is no longer interested in dating professional baseball players saying, “they are grown men playing a little boy’s sport. That makes them childish.”

After having dated pitchers such as Barry Zito, Brad Penny and Carl Pavano, she is content now with her mystery man, a gentleman known only as “David.”

Is it possible I’m dating Alyssa Milano and didn’t even remember?

I have got to lay off the drugs.

[Baseball Musings]