15
Jul
08

Sad News for Pitching Rotations Across the Game

Alyssa Milano, after meeting me the other day, has decided she is no longer interested in dating professional baseball players saying, “they are grown men playing a little boy’s sport. That makes them childish.”

After having dated pitchers such as Barry Zito, Brad Penny and Carl Pavano, she is content now with her mystery man, a gentleman known only as “David.”

Is it possible I’m dating Alyssa Milano and didn’t even remember?

I have got to lay off the drugs.

[Baseball Musings]


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1 Response to “Sad News for Pitching Rotations Across the Game”


  1. 1 AndronicConstantin
    December 19, 2008 at 2:44 am

    Imi place de Alissa Milano. O iubesc ca pe o sora.


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