14
Jul
08

The Single Best Part of the All Star Fanfest

At MLB’s All Star Fan Fest on Sunday there was one line that was worth waiting on, and the swarming crowds proved that to be true.

What baseball celebrity could inspire such devotion, such eager excitement from fans?

Hank Aaron?

Willie Mays?

Bill Pulsipher?

What baseball celebrity requires an intense state police escort?

What baseball celebrity inspires crowds to go Beatles-on-Ed-Sullivan nuts in sheer desperation to snatch a photo?

Of course, it was none other than that noted “catcher” of star pitchers, Alyssa Milano!

I’m pretty sure she fell totally in lust with me. I mean, look at the way she autographed this photo, that heart swoop MEANS something. It has to…


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2 Responses to “The Single Best Part of the All Star Fanfest”


  1. 1 king grandiosity
    July 14, 2008 at 1:15 pm

    anyone else upset that they photoshopped that jacked onto her?

  2. 2 the roomate
    July 14, 2008 at 4:37 pm

    the real mystery is why does the jacket have a bottom-zipper and why is it un-zipped? she’s not showing off a naval-piercing, and the belt-buckle is visible without the un-zip…


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