Someone REALLY Liked the Squid and the Whale (UPDATED)
Written by slanch   
Monday, 07 April 2008 13:26

lotion_on_hand Penn State basketball player Stanley Pringle who thought masturbating in the library would bring him the ladies is denying that that is what he was doing.

Pringle explained simply that he has "a bad habit of putting his hand down his pants. Why would I need to masturbate? This is how I chill, ma'am."

Among his other good moments in his police interview was when he denied even having been in the library and then "remembered" he had been there and talked with the young lady in question.

According to her, he initially sat down on her study table and asked if she wanted to buy some "hand-lotion" that he was selling for the basketball team. Smooth dude, VERY smooth. Now that's a line that will easily win the ladies over!

Hearing the sound of flesh slapping against flesh, the lady in question answered her cell phone and went to leave the area and escape him. When she came back he was tying his pants back up and rubbing his hands together like "he had put lotion on them."

Classy!

[PSU Collegian]

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