Archive for April, 2008
Fenway Timelapse = Awesome!
Check out this time lapse video of a day at Fenway from setup through a game. Pretty damn awesome.
Tags: Awesome, Fenway Park, Timelapse
Brazilian soccer superstar Ronaldo was for a time, the greatest soccer player in the world, earning player of the year honors three times, tied for the most ever. He was married to Milene Domingues for several years, she’s a model and considered one of the best female soccer players in the world. Seems like a [...]
Tags: 4-Somes, AC Milan, Brazil, Busted, Daniela Cicarelli, Hookers, Hot Women, Milene Domingues, Raica Oliviera, Ronaldo, Soccer, Transvestites
Today in Extra Terrestials
The Celtics, after losing the game prior, were feeling pretty down, that is, until they watched Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey and realized who they were missing. STATION! The team’s missing link has been found! Sam Cassell and this trainer guy will form together an unstoppable titan.
Tags: Aliens, Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, Boston Celtics, Sam Cassell
Is Barry Zito Biodegradable?
Have you ever thought about what you would do with a million dollars, how you’d spend it, what awesome things you could do or buy? What about winning the lottery, say, a megabucks worth 126 million dollars? Well, now imagine that you have that money and you can only spend it on one thing, a [...]
Tags: Barry Zito, Brian Sabean, Jason Giambi, Oakland A's, San Francisco Giants, Terrible Contracts
I don’t understand many things about funny car racing, for example, the why, but at least the people in charge of funny cars have realized what it takes to get completely uninterested people, interested.
Her name is Ashley Force. Her dad is a legend of some sort in racing and she defeated him in a head-to-head [...]
Tags: Ashley Force, Funny Car, Hot Women, John Force
Orestes Destrade: MILF Hunter
It seems that the only thing hotter than Jayson Werth’s bat, is his mom. On Thursday’s Baseball Tonight, while showing clips of the Phillies game, Orestes Destrade got completely distracted and overwhelmed. It seems that Jayson Werth’s recent power outburst (now up to 5 HRs on the season) was a little too much for Orestes [...]
Tags: Baseball Tonight, Hot Women, Jayson Werth, Jayson Werth's Mom, Kim Schofield-Werth, MILF, Orestes Destrade, Philadelphia Phillies, Steve Berthiaume
No Longer the King
Corpulent Ray King was demoted yesterday by the Mets-Killing Washington Nationals to the Nats’ Columbus AAA affiliate. King, an 11 year vet has taken umbrage at this dishonor and has told the team he’d like for them to trade him to another team that will give him a major league job or he might retire.
Considering [...]
Tags: Ray King, Washington Nationals
Links for the Weekend
While getting all my preparations ready for the NFL draft and Foam Finger Day at Shea here are some links to take you into the weekend. Enjoy!
Comedian Steve Harvey is losing weight I guess, and so are his friends, make sure you stick around for Big Boom (above) who provides security for Steve and also [...]
Tags: Links
An Idea to Make Baseball Better
You’ve seen it at every Marlins home game. Same with the Pazuzu Rays or most Dodgers games. Nationals games definitely have the same issue; empty seats all over the stadium. There is nothing more pathetic than watching a game and seeing whole sections with no one in them, and no section is worse with constantly [...]
Tags: Baseball, Empty Stadiums, Florida Marlins, Genuis Ideas, Los Angeles Dodgers, Tampa Bay Rays, Washington Nationals
On Tuesday the Milwaukee Breweres bullpen (cough, Eric Gagne, choke, cough cough) allowed 5 runs in 2 innings to force the game into extra innings. Gabe Gross hit a double in the bottom of the 12th that got him into position to be scored by Gabe Kaplers single, winning the game. Going 2-4 with 2 [...]
Tags: Gabe Gross, Milwaukee Brewers, Tampa Bay Rays, Traded, Unfortunate