Our first guest blog entry comes today via epic commenter and fine human being "The Roomate"! Being a spelling prick, I made the headline to properly read roommate. Enjoy!

Well folks, another high school teacher was caught having sex with a student. This time is it was 25-year-old Heather Kennedy who teachers math at Wantagh HS in Long Island, NY, as reported by the New York Post. Ms. Kennedy did it high-school style: in her car in the parking lot of another area HS, Massapequa High.

After 'parking', the 16-year-old she was cruising with asked her if she wanted to have sex, and she agreed. I like how the 16-year-old covered his ass from a potential date-rape charge by asking his teacher if she wanted to statutorily rape him. Oh, laws!

While this may have caught the community, school board, and parents off-guard, the news probably wasn't much of a surprise to the horny, willing, and law-abiding student body. "She's an amazing teacher," said student Greg Malinowsky. "She's willing to do anything with the students." Clearly she's a total whore and everybody knows it! No wonder she's so popular! No word yet if the other high school was a Wantagh rival, maybe this will start a better, bitterer rivalry than football, foosball, curling, bread-buttering or whatever HS kids have rivalries about these days. The new game is: who can bang the most teachers in the other school's parking lot?

The bar has been set. Wantagh vs. Massapequa: GO! I'll leave you with this to ponder: for every teacher caught nailing their student, how many get away with it? Anyone out there have any stories? Feel free to comment without anonymity or please use full disclosure.

[New York Post]

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